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The Diary of a Wizard Week Fifty Six: The Faery Garden

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 56. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend, and welcome to the comedy fantasy blog, The Diary of a Wizard, chuckles and madness abound. This week I’ve gotta get through the faery garden. Might sound nice, but being The Enchanted Woods and all, I’m not all together sure it will be.

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Fifty Five: The Dry Land Ascension Suit

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 55. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Welcome to the comedy memoire, full of magic and mayhem, sorcerous shenanigans and just a good old time for all, The Diary of a Wizard! If funny fantasy is your thing, then you’ve been magicked to the right place. This week I gotta help the mer-king, King Gillian of the merpeople. Here’s to overloading on sushi and getting into tentacley tangles with crazy cephalopods!

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Fifty Four: The Internet Troll

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 54. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend, I’m back with another magical edition of The Diary of a Wizard, the funny fantasy adventure blog but what more could you expect from a wizard’s diary. This week while my trusty magical steed Horace is in unicorn rehab, I’m reluctant to travel far being steedless and all, so I’m trying my hand at social media. I may find a way to better spread my important magical knowledge.

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Fifty Three: Unicorn Rehab

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 53. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome back to the magical blog which follows my comedy adventures, The Diary of a Wizard. It’s the first stop for whacky wondrous wizardry and funny fantasy. My last adventure has taken quite some time to recover from. After my tangles with the Dark Wizard, I was poopeder than a puffed-out panther, so needed a rest. But now, you’ll be pleased to know I’m back to wizarding with—I would say a bang, but in my case it’s more of a blue smoky puff!

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Fifty Two

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 52. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Welcome to the 1 year anniversary edition of The Diary of a Wizard!! Woop woop!! This a 2-part special so if you missed part 1 click here to check it out now.

Last time I saw you, me and my best friend and 500-year-old cave witch, Caladium Crane were fighting off murderous goblin robots by Smugglers Cove! Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn!!

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Fifty One

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 51. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Next week is the big year edition of my magical memoir, The Diary of a Wizard, week 52! To celebrate, I’m bringing you a super duper, epic, 2-part special edition. I’m exciteder than an ecstatic, electric eel, earnestly earwigging an elephant’s extraordinary extravaganza, I can tell ya.

Dark forces are at work in The Enchanted Woods and it’s up to me, and a few of my friends to stop them. This will be my toughest challenge yet! Dun Dun Duuuun!!!!

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Nine

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 49. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Welcome to the world of whacky wondrous wizardry that is, The Diary of a Wizard! Before I fill you in on what’s happening this week, I’ll fill you in on what happened last week (Check it out here now if you don’t want a spoiler). I finally got pooped out by the whale and it was totally gross I can assure you. So I don’t wanna talk about that.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Eight

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 48. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! I know it’s been a good while since you last heard from me. I got stuck in the hedonistic realm and let me tell you, once you’re in, it’s hard to get out. I’m back now due to a joint magical intervention from all my powerful friends. Anyways, the less said about that the better! Welcome to the miraculously magical memoire, The Diary of a Wizard. This week, unlike humans who like to swim with dolphins—I don’t really see the porpoise of that—Being a wizard, of course I like to take things one step further, so I’m going swimming with a massive whale. Wish me luck.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Seven

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 4. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Welcome to the most wizardist blog around. Sorry I’ve been a little lax in bringing you my magical memoire, it’s just, well, I’ve been writing cool stories for you, of which big news will be upcoming! But for now, I’m back with a bang, and this week, I have to deal with the mysterious happenings in the weird world of potato farmary. Of course, it’ll be weird, it’s The Enchanted Woods, remember? And round here, that’s just how we roll.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Six

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 46. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Welcome back to The Diary of a Wizard, the craziest blog around. I apologise it’s been a few weeks, but I misplaced my quill and have only just found it again. You see I can’t just grab a pen and start scribbling away. My quill is magical ya see, that’s how so many cool stories come out of it! This week I have to help an Artificial Intelligence. I’ve never done that before, or even met one for that matter, it should be wild!

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Five

Hey friend! Welcome to the blog that hogs all the magic and giggles for itself, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I’ve gotta help a dragon that’s lost its wings. There’s always a slight risk of being eaten, or burned to a crisp, or turned to instant ash by hellishly hot dragon’s fire in a demise most grisly indeed, so I’ll need to keep my wits about me.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Four

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Hey friend! Welcome to The Diary of a Wizard. What was that, whacky and wondrous wizardry? This week there’s a bit of haunting going on at Auntie Shelly’s house. She seems more jiggly than a jumping jackrabbit and shakily scared like a cowardy custard, I think I can help her.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Nine

Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog around for the purest magical mayhem. This week I’m going to have to break a powerful spell which is something a wizard must do from time to time. Of course, things are bound to get oddball whacky, cos that’s what The Diary of a Wizard is all about. YAY!

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Six

Hey friend! This week on the best blog for magical mayhem, I’ve got to help out a knight in shining armour. Obviously, things will not be straight forward, cos well, this is Diary of a Wizard, and nothing’s ever straight forward. But you knew that already, or maybe you didn’t, so you do now. We’re all informed. Hooray!!

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Five

Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for crazy occurrences on a weekly basis. This week I have been invited to do a speech at the wood witch’s Annual General Meeting (AGM). I’ve never done a speech to wood witches before. Cave witches, sure, wicked witches, yep, white witches, all the time, even spoke to The Mighty Elf Witch on the phone once, just never ever wood ones. This should be interesting.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Four

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Hey friend! This week there’s been reports of a fearsome and terrible giant, so gigantically ginormous that even the ogres are shakily scared like cowardy custards. I’m not a massive fan of ogres, but I’d better see if I can help ’em out of a jam I s’pose.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Three

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Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for wondrous whacky wizardry and 500-year-old cave witchery. This week, my best friend and 500-year-old cave witch, Caladium Crane needs some help with a special kind of spell. While that sounds simple, it’s bound to be anything but.

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