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Hey friend and welcome to the funny fantasy blog The Diary of a Wizard. This week I gotta help a vampire with a dental problem. Lucky I’m not human, lest the blood sucker should suck my blood. It’s well-known that wizard’s blood makes the undead put on a little bit of weight so they avoid it as best they can. You know what they say: A moment on the lips; an endless eternity on the hips. Well, no one’s ever said that… Until now that is.

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Welcome to the funny blog that’s posted regularly, the monthly fantasy adventure, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I’ve had a giant problem, in a more literal sense than you can imagine but luckily, it’s only a small giant problem. Wish me luck!

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This Edition of the Diary of a Wizard is dedicated to Sum Sum and Davey

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Welcome to the funny fantasy blog, The Diary of a Wizard. If you like laughs, magic and hijinks, this is the place for you. This week I’m having to put on my adult hat, and while I’m centuries old, that isn’t really my favourite thing. But, alas, responsibility calls and I must answer. I’m gonna have to babysit. Yeah, for a child. A human one. Wish me luck!

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Welcome to the funny blog for fantasy fun, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I have to help a time traveller get back to his time. This could be more problematic than expected but it’s not really unexpected, being the Enchanted Woods and all, where things tend to get a little strange.

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Welcome to another enthralling edition of the magical blog, The Diary of a Wizard. This week we’re celebrating Halloween, so surely things will get poop-your-pants spooky this time out. I have to go house-sit a big mansion on a hill that always seems to have thunder and lightning above it, and a spooky skeleton type tree sitting outside, that is definitely, in no way, haunted.

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Welcome to another edition of the world-famous blog for funny fantasy tales and crazy happenings, The Diary of a Wizard. It’s brought to you as always with a little twist of magic. This week I’ve gotta babysit a wood elf through no intention of my own. Of course, in The Enchanted Woods this is bound to be anything but straight forward. So, let’s get into it.

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I’m back with another enthralling edition of the funny fantasy blog, The Diary of a Wizard. YAY! So, if you love quick read fantasy adventures this is the place to be. This week, I’m doing some online shopping, and as you can already imagine, things are gonna get super strange. So, with no further ado, which people only ever say after there’s already been a bunch of ado, away we go!

Continue reading The Diary of a Wizard Sixty Eight: The Genie of the Electric Lamp

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Welcome to the magical blog chock full of fantasy fun, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I’ve had some struggles with uninvited guests that I’ve had to deal with that gave me the itchy scritchies. You may not know much about that, but you probably do know, in The Enchanted Woods it’s bound to be crazy.

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Welcome to the funnest blog around, The Diary of a Wizard! It’s funny fantasy and wondrous wizardry all the way. This week, I’m having problems with shadows. “Shadows can’t be problematic,” I hear you cry. Well, trust, in The Enchanted Woods, anything can happen at any moment as I’m sure you’re well aware, and if you weren’t, you are now. Hooray!

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Welcome to the fantasy blog chock full of magic and wonder, The Diary of a Wizard. As you know by now, this involves documented wizardly weirdness and general shenanigans. This week you’ll be delighted to hear is no different. I’ve gotta help out a dog dragon who has a little problem. Wish me luck.

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Welcome to the best blog of magical comedy, crazy happenings, and outright whacky wizardry, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I’ll have to help a young fantasy creature that’s been kicked out its tribe. I’ll be headed into orc country, so I better bring my trusty sword. I can’t stand violence but sometimes orc heads need to be swiftly removed from orc bodies, so I better keep it handy. Orcs normally try to cook me on a spit with an apple in my mouth, so wish me luck.

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Welcome to the magical blog, The Diary of a Wizard. If you love funny fantasy, magical mayhem, or most importantly, whacky wizardry, then this is the place for you.

This week, it’s a story about a sorceress causing trouble in The Enchanted Woods, and as always, it falls up to old muggins here, to sort it out. Wish me luck!

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Welcome to the magical blog where anything can and actually does happen, The Diary of a Wizard. This week, sadly, I have a funeral to attend. Never fear, a funeral in The Enchanted Woods is sure to be filled with weirdness and shenanigans.

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Welcome to the best blog about all things wizard, The Diary of a Wizard. If you like all things funny fantasy, then you’ve come to the right place. Over the last couple of weeks there’s been a nasty unicorn flu going around, and all the unicorns are on lockdown. I’ll have to see if I can help out around The Enchanted Woods. After all, when there’s a public health emergency, that is when a wizard must come to the fore.

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Hey friend! Welcome to the 1 year anniversary edition of The Diary of a Wizard!! Woop woop!! This a 2-part special so if you missed part 1 click here to check it out now.

Last time I saw you, me and my best friend and 500-year-old cave witch, Caladium Crane were fighting off murderous goblin robots by Smugglers Cove! Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn!!

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Hey friend! Next week is the big year edition of my magical memoir, The Diary of a Wizard, week 52! To celebrate, I’m bringing you a super duper, epic, 2-part special edition. I’m exciteder than an ecstatic, electric eel, earnestly earwigging an elephant’s extraordinary extravaganza, I can tell ya.

Dark forces are at work in The Enchanted Woods and it’s up to me, and a few of my friends to stop them. This will be my toughest challenge yet! Dun Dun Duuuun!!!!

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Hey friend! Welcome to the miraculously magical Diary of a Wizard. This week I’ve gotta go mountaineering to meet up with the hermit in the cave. I like the mountains, so this should be fun!

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Hey friend! Welcome to the world of whacky wondrous wizardry that is, The Diary of a Wizard! Before I fill you in on what’s happening this week, I’ll fill you in on what happened last week (Check it out here now if you don’t want a spoiler). I finally got pooped out by the whale and it was totally gross I can assure you. So I don’t wanna talk about that.

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Hey friend! I know it’s been a good while since you last heard from me. I got stuck in the hedonistic realm and let me tell you, once you’re in, it’s hard to get out. I’m back now due to a joint magical intervention from all my powerful friends. Anyways, the less said about that the better! Welcome to the miraculously magical memoire, The Diary of a Wizard. This week, unlike humans who like to swim with dolphins—I don’t really see the porpoise of that—Being a wizard, of course I like to take things one step further, so I’m going swimming with a massive whale. Wish me luck.

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Hey friend! Welcome to the most wizardist blog around. Sorry I’ve been a little lax in bringing you my magical memoire, it’s just, well, I’ve been writing cool stories for you, of which big news will be upcoming! But for now, I’m back with a bang, and this week, I have to deal with the mysterious happenings in the weird world of potato farmary. Of course, it’ll be weird, it’s The Enchanted Woods, remember? And round here, that’s just how we roll.

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Hey friend! Welcome to the blog that hogs all the magic and giggles for itself, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I’ve gotta help a dragon that’s lost its wings. There’s always a slight risk of being eaten, or burned to a crisp, or turned to instant ash by hellishly hot dragon’s fire in a demise most grisly indeed, so I’ll need to keep my wits about me.

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Hey friend! Welcome to The Diary of a Wizard. What was that, whacky and wondrous wizardry? This week there’s a bit of haunting going on at Auntie Shelly’s house. She seems more jiggly than a jumping jackrabbit and shakily scared like a cowardy custard, I think I can help her.

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Hey friend! Welcome to The Diary of a Wizard, the most magically, monstrously, marvellous blog around, not to blow my own trumpet or anything! This week I’m getting into a scrape and maybe some fisty cuffs to deal with a scoundrel. Wish me luck!

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Hey friend! Welcome to The Diary of a Wizard, a magical blog for magical readers like you! This week I’ve gotta help Good King Theodore. He’s got a problem with his moat crocodile. I’d better see if I can help.

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Hey friend! Welcome to The Diary of a Wizard, the craziest blog in the multiverse. This week I’m getting into some geology, of course, purely for magical purposes. I’m sure it’ll be a wondrous adventure cos well, it always is!

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Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for trusty magical steedary. This week I’m heading over to The Trusty Magical Steed Convention. It happens once a year and it’s always pretty cool so I can’t wait!

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Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog around for the purest magical mayhem. This week I’m going to have to break a powerful spell which is something a wizard must do from time to time. Of course, things are bound to get oddball whacky, cos that’s what The Diary of a Wizard is all about. YAY!

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Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog in a world of whacky and wondrous wizardry. This week we have a pest problem out by the creek. They aren’t just your average pests so I’m going to need a hand. I can think of someone who may want to help.

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Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog about all things wizardy. This week I’ve gotta help a tree. I know it sounds strange, but this is The Diary of a Wizard, and this is also The Enchanted Woods, so anything can and usually does happen.

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Hey friend! This week on the best blog for magical mayhem, I’ve got to help out a knight in shining armour. Obviously, things will not be straight forward, cos well, this is Diary of a Wizard, and nothing’s ever straight forward. But you knew that already, or maybe you didn’t, so you do now. We’re all informed. Hooray!!

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Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for crazy occurrences on a weekly basis. This week I have been invited to do a speech at the wood witch’s Annual General Meeting (AGM). I’ve never done a speech to wood witches before. Cave witches, sure, wicked witches, yep, white witches, all the time, even spoke to The Mighty Elf Witch on the phone once, just never ever wood ones. This should be interesting.

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Hey friend! This week there’s been reports of a fearsome and terrible giant, so gigantically ginormous that even the ogres are shakily scared like cowardy custards. I’m not a massive fan of ogres, but I’d better see if I can help ’em out of a jam I s’pose.

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Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for wondrous whacky wizardry and 500-year-old cave witchery. This week, my best friend and 500-year-old cave witch, Caladium Crane needs some help with a special kind of spell. While that sounds simple, it’s bound to be anything but.

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Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for rock n roll wizardry. This week I’m getting the band back together, should be a wild ride!

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Hey friend! Welcome back to the best blog of magical mayhem and weird yet wondrous whacky wizardry. This week a weary adventurer has gone missing, and that seems to happen a lot in The Enchanted Woods, so this is a job for meeeeeee.

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