Hey friend! Welcome to The Diary of a Wizard. What was that, whacky and wondrous wizardry? This week there’s a bit of haunting going on at Auntie Shelly’s house. She seems more jiggly than a jumping jackrabbit and shakily scared like a cowardy custard, I think I can help her.
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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Three
Hey friend! Welcome to The Diary of a Wizard, the most magically, monstrously, marvellous blog around, not to blow my own trumpet or anything! This week I’m getting into a scrape and maybe some fisty cuffs to deal with a scoundrel. Wish me luck!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Two
Hey friend! Welcome to The Diary of a Wizard, a magical blog for magical readers like you! This week I’ve gotta help Good King Theodore. He’s got a problem with his moat crocodile. I’d better see if I can help.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty One
Hey friend! Welcome to The Diary of a Wizard, the craziest blog in the multiverse. This week I’m getting into some geology, of course, purely for magical purposes. I’m sure it’ll be a wondrous adventure cos well, it always is!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for trusty magical steedary. This week I’m heading over to The Trusty Magical Steed Convention. It happens once a year and it’s always pretty cool so I can’t wait!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Nine
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog around for the purest magical mayhem. This week I’m going to have to break a powerful spell which is something a wizard must do from time to time. Of course, things are bound to get oddball whacky, cos that’s what The Diary of a Wizard is all about. YAY!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Eight
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog in a world of whacky and wondrous wizardry. This week we have a pest problem out by the creek. They aren’t just your average pests so I’m going to need a hand. I can think of someone who may want to help.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Seven
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog about all things wizardy. This week I’ve gotta help a tree. I know it sounds strange, but this is The Diary of a Wizard, and this is also The Enchanted Woods, so anything can and usually does happen.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Six
Hey friend! This week on the best blog for magical mayhem, I’ve got to help out a knight in shining armour. Obviously, things will not be straight forward, cos well, this is Diary of a Wizard, and nothing’s ever straight forward. But you knew that already, or maybe you didn’t, so you do now. We’re all informed. Hooray!!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Five
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for crazy occurrences on a weekly basis. This week I have been invited to do a speech at the wood witch’s Annual General Meeting (AGM). I’ve never done a speech to wood witches before. Cave witches, sure, wicked witches, yep, white witches, all the time, even spoke to The Mighty Elf Witch on the phone once, just never ever wood ones. This should be interesting.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Four
Hey friend! This week there’s been reports of a fearsome and terrible giant, so gigantically ginormous that even the ogres are shakily scared like cowardy custards. I’m not a massive fan of ogres, but I’d better see if I can help ’em out of a jam I s’pose.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Three
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for wondrous whacky wizardry and 500-year-old cave witchery. This week, my best friend and 500-year-old cave witch, Caladium Crane needs some help with a special kind of spell. While that sounds simple, it’s bound to be anything but.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Two
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for rock n roll wizardry. This week I’m getting the band back together, should be a wild ride!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty One
Hey friend! Welcome back to the best blog of magical mayhem and weird yet wondrous whacky wizardry. This week a weary adventurer has gone missing, and that seems to happen a lot in The Enchanted Woods, so this is a job for meeeeeee.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty
Hey friend! This week is the week of love and on the best blog for magical mayhem, I’ll be making some matches. No, not matches for fire, I can make fire with a click of my magical fingers, matches of love I mean. The Grand High Wizard needs a date for Valentine’s night. It looks like I’d better put my match making hat on, under my pointy one of course.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Twenty Nine
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog about magical stuff that happens in The Enchanted Wood. This week I hear the village may be about to receive a pillaging. I’d better get my wizardy butt over there to see if I can help.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Twenty Eight
Hey friend! This week on the best blog for strange and magical happenings, it seems someone’s been growing magic beanstalks in The Enchanted Woods. I better check it out.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Twenty Seven
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog in a world of whacky and wondrous wizardry! You may have noticed I haven’t published a new diary entry for 9 weeks—I mean, you probably didn’t notice, but you know what I’m saying. There is of course a very good reason for this, allow me to explain.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Twenty Six
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for where the happenings of wizards happen. This week I’ve heard a rumour that there’s a kid-eating witch in The Enchanted Woods. This calls for an immediate investigation.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Twenty Five
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for wizardy madness. This week I’m playing delivery boy for The Grand High Wizard. I have to get a package for him. Undoubtedly knowing The Grand High Wizard, it will not be an easy task.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Twenty Four
Hey friend! This week on the best blog for stuff that happens in a wizard’s world, I’ve gotta babysit the Grand High Wizard’s Apprentice. It’s sure to be a tough week, he’s a really bad apprentice, so it’s gonna be testing.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Twenty Three
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for Halloween magic. This week on the Halloween special part 2, as you know, we’ve got an undead freaky vegan zombie conundrum in The Enchanted Woods and my best friend, and 500-year-old Cave Witch, Caladium Crane and I are in some serious trouble! You may wanna Check out part 1 first if you missed it.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Twenty Two
Hey friend! This week on the best blog for all things Halloween fun, I’m doing a Halloween special! Of course, they’ll be undead zombie freaks running amok in The Enchanted Woods. This sounds like a job for a miraculously marvellous mage or even a whacky wonderous wizard! Let’s see if we can make the dead, that became undead, redead!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Twenty One
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog about magical mayhem. This week Good King Burt of Gonkingshire has a problem with his son. I better help him out.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Twenty
Hey friend! This week on the best blog for magical mayhem, I’m off to watch the Woodland Games. They only happen every 7 years and the great and good from all around the kingdom attend. It’s so much fun!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Nineteen
Hey friend! This week in the best blog for magic and laughs, some of the trees in the enchanted wood have gone missing. This sounds like a job for me!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Eighteen
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog around. Yay! This week I have to get busy and find a new steed. No wizard can afford to go steedless for long and hopefully this one’ll be a bit more trusty and maybe even more magical than Horace was.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Seventeen
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog about wizardy things. This week I’ve reached the end of my tether. Me and Horace have got to have stern words I’m afraid. He’s just taken this too far. I mean we’re on week 17 and he only took me 100 metres in week 5 when I had to negotiate a peace deal. Wish me luck!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Sixteen
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog about a wizard’s adventures. This week I’ve got to tangle with a fearsome swamp monster, that’s giving the swamp goblins a terrible time. I’d better don my wellington boots, and go and have a gander.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Fifteen
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog about the life of a wizard. This week I’ve heard that dark forces are at work in the frozen lands to the south by the foot of the Misty Mountains. A great battle is soon to take place and the meadow faeries need my help!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Fourteen
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog about the happenings that happen within The Enchanted Woods. This week I’ve had reports of weary travellers going missing in the darkest part of the woods. The word is foul play is suspected. I’d better check it out.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirteen
Hey friend! Welcome! This is where we take the diary of a wizard and turn it into the best blog around for your entertainment purposes. This week I have to help free a village of dwarfs from a deadly lake monster. Wish me luck, monsters in my experience tend to be scary!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Twelve
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog about stuff that wizards do. This week I’ve got to pet sit for Henry the sasquatch who lives in the shady part of the woods.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Eleven
Hey Friend! Welcome back to the best blog about wizardy things. This week I promised King Harold I’d get the bats out of the tower tall at the top of his castle. I know it doesn’t sound like the job for a wizard, but they are vampire bats and they’ve been making meals out of the kingdom’s livestock. The unicorn farm’s been decimated.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Ten
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for comic wizardry. This week I’m staying at home. I have many adventures I could be on, but I have a slight pest problem that needs resolving and I’d love to catch up in writing cool stories for you.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Nine
Hey Friend! Welcome to the best blog about the happenings of wizards. This week I’ve had a report of dragon fire in The Village at the Edge of the Woods. Sounds like the village folk are as jumpy as a jiggly jack rabbit about it. I’d better see if I can assist in any way.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Eight
Hey friend! Welcome to the what I’m sure by now, is the world famous, best blog about all things wizard. This week I have to help out Good King Burt of Gonkingshire, he’s having trouble finding his daughter a suiter of royal blood. I don’t like to get involved with matters of the heart, but I guess as we’ve been friends for 53 years, I can’t really say no. Wish me luck, I’m probably gonna need it.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Seven
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for wondrous wizardry. This week I’m headed to the mountains to see my old mate, Percy the cyclops. It’s been many a year since I saw the old boy. Should be a blast!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Six
Hey friend! This week in the best blog full of weird wizadry, I’ve heard a rumour that a family of yowie have come to vacay in the woods. I’m gonna try and meet them. I can’t wait!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Five
Hey friend! This week on the best blog for all things wizardy, I’ve got to negotiate a tricky peace deal between some ill-tempered Cave Trolls and some disgruntled Swamp Goblins. There’s been bloodshed for 103 years. I’ll need to be on top form for this one, it’s going to be tough.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Four
Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog written by a wizard. This week, I’m going to see my best friend Caladium Crane. She’s a 500-year-old cave witch, don’t you know? She says she has a special quest for us to go on. I can’t wait to see what she’s got for me.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Three
Hey friend! Welcome back to the best blog about wizardly things.
This week I’ve decided it’s time to rehome the pixies that have been living in my bread bin for the last six months.
The Diary of a Wizard – Week Two
Hey there friend! Welcome back to the best blog around.
This week I will be spending a few days with the merpeople. The King Gillian, has been having trouble with feral sea horses and the kelp garden needs some pruning. I have to say I’m looking forward to this one!
The Diary of a Wizard – Week One
Hey there friend!! Welcome to the best blog about the life of a wizard!
This week I’ll need to get to the library to do some research. Sounds easy right? Well if was the run of the mill, high street library you’d probably be right, but this is the ancient library where all wizardly knowledge is kept. I know, I keep telling them to go digital, but these wizards are really set in their ways.