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The Diary of a Wizard Seventy-Two: Babysitting

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 72. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome to the funny fantasy blog, The Diary of a Wizard. If you like laughs, magic and hijinks, this is the place for you. This week I’m having to put on my adult hat, and while I’m centuries old, that isn’t really my favourite thing. But, alas, responsibility calls and I must answer. I’m gonna have to babysit. Yeah, for a child. A human one. Wish me luck!

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The Diary of a Wizard Seventy One: The Time Traveller

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 71. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome to the funny blog for fantasy fun, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I have to help a time traveller get back to his time. This could be more problematic than expected but it’s not really unexpected, being the Enchanted Woods and all, where things tend to get a little strange.

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The Diary of a Wizard Seventy: The House that’s Really Really not Haunted

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 70. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome to another enthralling edition of the magical blog, The Diary of a Wizard. This week we’re celebrating Halloween, so surely things will get poop-your-pants spooky this time out. I have to go house-sit a big mansion on a hill that always seems to have thunder and lightning above it, and a spooky skeleton type tree sitting outside, that is definitely, in no way, haunted.

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The Diary of a Wizard Sixty Nine: The Tiresome Wood Elf

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 69. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome to another edition of the world-famous blog for funny fantasy tales and crazy happenings, The Diary of a Wizard. It’s brought to you as always with a little twist of magic. This week I’ve gotta babysit a wood elf through no intention of my own. Of course, in The Enchanted Woods this is bound to be anything but straight forward. So, let’s get into it.

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The Diary of a Wizard Sixty Eight: The Genie of the Electric Lamp

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 68. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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I’m back with another enthralling edition of the funny fantasy blog, The Diary of a Wizard. YAY! So, if you love quick read fantasy adventures this is the place to be. This week, I’m doing some online shopping, and as you can already imagine, things are gonna get super strange. So, with no further ado, which people only ever say after there’s already been a bunch of ado, away we go!

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Sixty Seven: The Itchy Scritchies

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 67. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome to the magical blog chock full of fantasy fun, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I’ve had some struggles with uninvited guests that I’ve had to deal with that gave me the itchy scritchies. You may not know much about that, but you probably do know, in The Enchanted Woods it’s bound to be crazy.

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Sixty Six: The Shadow

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 66. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome to the funnest blog around, The Diary of a Wizard! It’s funny fantasy and wondrous wizardry all the way. This week, I’m having problems with shadows. “Shadows can’t be problematic,” I hear you cry. Well, trust, in The Enchanted Woods, anything can happen at any moment as I’m sure you’re well aware, and if you weren’t, you are now. Hooray!

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Sixty Five: The Dog Dragon

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 65. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome to the fantasy blog chock full of magic and wonder, The Diary of a Wizard. As you know by now, this involves documented wizardly weirdness and general shenanigans. This week you’ll be delighted to hear is no different. I’ve gotta help out a dog dragon who has a little problem. Wish me luck.

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Sixty Four: The Orc

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 64. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome to the best blog of magical comedy, crazy happenings, and outright whacky wizardry, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I’ll have to help a young fantasy creature that’s been kicked out its tribe. I’ll be headed into orc country, so I better bring my trusty sword. I can’t stand violence but sometimes orc heads need to be swiftly removed from orc bodies, so I better keep it handy. Orcs normally try to cook me on a spit with an apple in my mouth, so wish me luck.

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Sixty Three: The Moody Sorceress

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 63. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome to the magical blog, The Diary of a Wizard. If you love funny fantasy, magical mayhem, or most importantly, whacky wizardry, then this is the place for you.

This week, it’s a story about a sorceress causing trouble in The Enchanted Woods, and as always, it falls up to old muggins here, to sort it out. Wish me luck!

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Sixty Two: The Killer Robot

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 62. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome to the funny fantasy blog where anything can and actually does happen, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I’ve gotta help out a rogue robot. Magic creatures I’ve worked with, and once an AI, but never a robot before. This should be interesting.

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Sixty One: The Funeral

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 61. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome to the magical blog where anything can and actually does happen, The Diary of a Wizard. This week, sadly, I have a funeral to attend. Never fear, a funeral in The Enchanted Woods is sure to be filled with weirdness and shenanigans.

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Benji the Wonderdog: Moon Dogs Part 2, a Comic Strip for Kids

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Welcome back to part 2 of the comic strip for kids, Benji the Wonderdog: Moon Dogs. It’s the funny comic kids will love and so will adults too!

Last week Benji had to stop Fluffball, but he escaped! Check out part 1 if you missed it here.

I know you can’t wait, so you will wait, no longer. Here is Benji the Wonderdog: Moon Dogs Part 2.

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Benji the Wonderdog: Moon Dogs Part 1, a Comic Strip for Kids

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Over the next two weeks I’m bringing you a 2-part comic strip for kids, Benji the Wonderdog. This is a great read for kids up to 8, and a fun comic to go through together. Obviously, it’s cool for older kids and adults too! It’s the cute and funny comic strip for all.

The last time we saw Benji, he was on his way back from his epic adventure, Benji in Space. Check it out here if you missed it.

Without further ado, here is the first part of Benji the Wonderdog: Moon Dogs.

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Sixty: The Bog Witches

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 60. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Welcome to the best blog about all things wizard, The Diary of a Wizard. If you like all things funny fantasy, then you’ve come to the right place. Over the last couple of weeks there’s been a nasty unicorn flu going around, and all the unicorns are on lockdown. I’ll have to see if I can help out around The Enchanted Woods. After all, when there’s a public health emergency, that is when a wizard must come to the fore.

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Fifty Nine: The Teddy Bear’s Picnic

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 59. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome to the fun fantasy diary with a magical comical twist, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I’ve been invited to a teddy bear’s picnic despite me not being a teddy bear myself. It’s out by the crystal lake which is a nice spot so I should have a nice and chilled day with these cute little fuzzy guys.

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Fifty Eight: The Space Pirates

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 58. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Welcome to the funny fantasy adventure blog from the desk of a wizard, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I’m meeting up with my best friend and 500-year-old cave witch, Caladium Crane and we’re gonna visit her friend—in space, for a magical space adventure!

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Free Short Story – Old Tom

Hey friend, this week I have a special treat for you, you lucky thing! I wrote this short story for a competition last year and while it failed to win, now I get to share it with you. YAY! It won’t be published anywhere else but here, on my blog. It’s only about a 10 minute read or so, so feel free to enjoy at your own leisure. If you love quick reads this is the free short story for you. You can read it right here or click for a free PDF download.

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The Wizard – Poetry for Kids

Hey friend! It’s finally here, the final week of the fantasy poetry for kids series. This week it’s a dark comedy fantasy poem about a wizard. Of course, I was always gonna do the wizard last! I’ve really enjoyed writing this series, so much so, I will be releasing it in book form, with bonus extra content and some cool art. Better dust of my art skills! If you want updates on my progress and other things in the world of a writing wizard, join my email list here. Not only will it entertain you, but it’ll also make you my personal friend. Yay!

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Fifty Seven: Horace’s Return

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 57. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Welcome to the fantasy blog for the ages, The Diary of a Wizard. Wonderous wizardry and a touch of whacky await. This week, at last, my trusty magical steed Horace is back from rehab. Check out when he checked in if you missed it.

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The Dragon – Poetry for Kids

Hey friend! I’m back with a bang with the penultimate part of the ever-popular fantasy poetry for kids series. I’ve been saving this one up for a while. This week it’s a dark fantasy poem featuring a dragon, simply intitled, The Dragon. There is only one more to come, and then I’ll have an exciting announcement. You don’t have to wait though, join my email list for all the earliest updates on what is happening in the world of a writing wizard! I bet you can’t guess what the final fantasy poem will be.

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Fifty Six: The Faery Garden

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 56. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend, and welcome to the comedy fantasy blog, The Diary of a Wizard, chuckles and madness abound. This week I’ve gotta get through the faery garden. Might sound nice, but being The Enchanted Woods and all, I’m not all together sure it will be.

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The Dwarves – Poetry for Kids

Hey friend! It’s been a while but I’m back with a new part of my fantasy poetry for kids series. YAY!! I’m really pleased to be back doing these, cos frankly, they’re fun! If you didn’t know it, this is a series of dark comedy poetry that both kids and adults will love, about different fantasy creatures.

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Fifty Five: The Dry Land Ascension Suit

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 55. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Welcome to the comedy memoire, full of magic and mayhem, sorcerous shenanigans and just a good old time for all, The Diary of a Wizard! If funny fantasy is your thing, then you’ve been magicked to the right place. This week I gotta help the mer-king, King Gillian of the merpeople. Here’s to overloading on sushi and getting into tentacley tangles with crazy cephalopods!

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Fifty Four: The Internet Troll

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 54. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend, I’m back with another magical edition of The Diary of a Wizard, the funny fantasy adventure blog but what more could you expect from a wizard’s diary. This week while my trusty magical steed Horace is in unicorn rehab, I’m reluctant to travel far being steedless and all, so I’m trying my hand at social media. I may find a way to better spread my important magical knowledge.

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The Diary of a Wizard Week Fifty Three: Unicorn Rehab

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 53. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

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Welcome back to the magical blog which follows my comedy adventures, The Diary of a Wizard. It’s the first stop for whacky wondrous wizardry and funny fantasy. My last adventure has taken quite some time to recover from. After my tangles with the Dark Wizard, I was poopeder than a puffed-out panther, so needed a rest. But now, you’ll be pleased to know I’m back to wizarding with—I would say a bang, but in my case it’s more of a blue smoky puff!

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Fifty Two

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 52. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Welcome to the 1 year anniversary edition of The Diary of a Wizard!! Woop woop!! This a 2-part special so if you missed part 1 click here to check it out now.

Last time I saw you, me and my best friend and 500-year-old cave witch, Caladium Crane were fighting off murderous goblin robots by Smugglers Cove! Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn!!

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Fifty One

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 51. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Next week is the big year edition of my magical memoir, The Diary of a Wizard, week 52! To celebrate, I’m bringing you a super duper, epic, 2-part special edition. I’m exciteder than an ecstatic, electric eel, earnestly earwigging an elephant’s extraordinary extravaganza, I can tell ya.

Dark forces are at work in The Enchanted Woods and it’s up to me, and a few of my friends to stop them. This will be my toughest challenge yet! Dun Dun Duuuun!!!!

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Nine

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 49. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Welcome to the world of whacky wondrous wizardry that is, The Diary of a Wizard! Before I fill you in on what’s happening this week, I’ll fill you in on what happened last week (Check it out here now if you don’t want a spoiler). I finally got pooped out by the whale and it was totally gross I can assure you. So I don’t wanna talk about that.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Eight

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 48. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! I know it’s been a good while since you last heard from me. I got stuck in the hedonistic realm and let me tell you, once you’re in, it’s hard to get out. I’m back now due to a joint magical intervention from all my powerful friends. Anyways, the less said about that the better! Welcome to the miraculously magical memoire, The Diary of a Wizard. This week, unlike humans who like to swim with dolphins—I don’t really see the porpoise of that—Being a wizard, of course I like to take things one step further, so I’m going swimming with a massive whale. Wish me luck.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Seven

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 4. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Welcome to the most wizardist blog around. Sorry I’ve been a little lax in bringing you my magical memoire, it’s just, well, I’ve been writing cool stories for you, of which big news will be upcoming! But for now, I’m back with a bang, and this week, I have to deal with the mysterious happenings in the weird world of potato farmary. Of course, it’ll be weird, it’s The Enchanted Woods, remember? And round here, that’s just how we roll.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Six

The Diary of a Wizard blog brought to you by Barry S. Brunswick Week 46. There is a Wizard sitting at a desk writing with a quill by candlelight.

Hey friend! Welcome back to The Diary of a Wizard, the craziest blog around. I apologise it’s been a few weeks, but I misplaced my quill and have only just found it again. You see I can’t just grab a pen and start scribbling away. My quill is magical ya see, that’s how so many cool stories come out of it! This week I have to help an Artificial Intelligence. I’ve never done that before, or even met one for that matter, it should be wild!

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Five

Hey friend! Welcome to the blog that hogs all the magic and giggles for itself, The Diary of a Wizard. This week I’ve gotta help a dragon that’s lost its wings. There’s always a slight risk of being eaten, or burned to a crisp, or turned to instant ash by hellishly hot dragon’s fire in a demise most grisly indeed, so I’ll need to keep my wits about me.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Forty Four

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Hey friend! Welcome to The Diary of a Wizard. What was that, whacky and wondrous wizardry? This week there’s a bit of haunting going on at Auntie Shelly’s house. She seems more jiggly than a jumping jackrabbit and shakily scared like a cowardy custard, I think I can help her.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Nine

Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog around for the purest magical mayhem. This week I’m going to have to break a powerful spell which is something a wizard must do from time to time. Of course, things are bound to get oddball whacky, cos that’s what The Diary of a Wizard is all about. YAY!

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Six

Hey friend! This week on the best blog for magical mayhem, I’ve got to help out a knight in shining armour. Obviously, things will not be straight forward, cos well, this is Diary of a Wizard, and nothing’s ever straight forward. But you knew that already, or maybe you didn’t, so you do now. We’re all informed. Hooray!!

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Five

Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for crazy occurrences on a weekly basis. This week I have been invited to do a speech at the wood witch’s Annual General Meeting (AGM). I’ve never done a speech to wood witches before. Cave witches, sure, wicked witches, yep, white witches, all the time, even spoke to The Mighty Elf Witch on the phone once, just never ever wood ones. This should be interesting.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Four

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Hey friend! This week there’s been reports of a fearsome and terrible giant, so gigantically ginormous that even the ogres are shakily scared like cowardy custards. I’m not a massive fan of ogres, but I’d better see if I can help ’em out of a jam I s’pose.

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The Diary of a Wizard – Week Thirty Three

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Hey friend! Welcome to the best blog for wondrous whacky wizardry and 500-year-old cave witchery. This week, my best friend and 500-year-old cave witch, Caladium Crane needs some help with a special kind of spell. While that sounds simple, it’s bound to be anything but.

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